A lame joke

1) That's a man who's been down on luck so he consults a fengshui master. The fengshui master told him to get a pet dog and named it good luck. The man did what exactly as told. But his luck still didn't improve. One day, while he's about to leave for work, he realized why his luck had not improved. Its because everyday, when he's about to leave for work, he will wave to his dog and say : Good luck, bye bye." XP